If Jack Bauer was on HEROs what would his power be? Discuss.
Remember, I did not see 24 last week so some of these subplots are new to me.
The following WILL take place between 3-4AM
-Jack will kick some ass - Check
-Jack will find out Josh is his son.
3:05AM - CTU erupts in gunfire. The producers of 24 look at their watches and wonder why there is action 40 minutes earlier than usual.
Jack with a gun (x2)
Jack with the strap of a gun. (2 Points)
Jack Bauer on The Simpsons next week!
-Worst grandparent ever. "Imagine how much Sesame Chicken we can eat"
More shooting, is this 24?
Jack with a gun
It's over Chang, Jack means it Dammit.
For all that Jack Bauer does, you would think he would have some kids that don't need a nanny just to avoid mountain lions and such.
Question, are we counting this as the same combo or a new one?
-This is a new combo. I need to take off my shoes to count all the bodies.
3:20 - Commercial Break
I need a smoke break, this 24 is intense. Espically since I didn't see last week's episode and I don't smoke.
More on The Simpsons
Sunday night, May 20th, the Simpsons will air their 400th and season finale3:33AM
episode. Called “24 Minutes”, this event will be done in 24 style complete with
multi frames and nerve-wracking ticking. Guest stars Kiefer Sutherland and Mary
Lynn Rajskub will play their Monday night alter egos, Jack Bauer and Chloe
I guess Lisa Miller's boy toy lasts longer the second time around. Now he needs to diddle on her PDA.
Back to Zephram, don't you think Jack Bauer Jr. would stand out a bit in China...being blonde and all?
Miller's boy toy has some strange pillow talk. He's like you are lying...she's like ok 'you have a small penis'. He's like "oh snap".
Weasel is like "Let's call an ambulance...but make them wait awhile...I want to uhhhh debrief Ms. Miller....alone".
Mr. BOWER!!! Hooked on Phonics wants their product back Mr. Chang...
3:35 - Commercial Break
Miss Blogs4Bauer update
Marilyn Bauer (48%)
The Final Four will air this week with the final matchup coming next week.
24 may be over next week, but Fox has plenty of crap for you to watch until Prison Break returns
"Yassir" "Yes Sir"
VtheK needs a nickname for this Division Tool. How about "Buggers"? Morris sucks at mocking people.
My wife is watching the series finale of King of Queens...the main couple (I guess the King and Queen of Queens) got divorced. Sorry for the spoiler.
Daniels - "What were you doing while this was going on"
Tom - "Probably cleaning off the keyboard, sir"
The subcircuit board is still missing, I guess we can guess what Jack will be doing for the next 2 hours.
Here it comes: Jack is your father
Lawhawk - Hmmm.. a nickname for the division guy?President Suburu is a real jerk. What is it with the Russians these days? First PootiPoot and now Suburu.
Bob Slidell... because he's into tps reports.
2 Hours to meet the deadline! It is a good thing Jack has 2 hours left in the day otherwise we'd be screwed.
Diet Pepsi 90210 commercial = lame. Jack Bauer would totally win the staring contest with the asian kid....he'd make the kid's eyes bleed. Oral B....Olive Garden - the Taco Bell of Italian food...House has a hard case to crack....Acura tunes organs from their cars and offers 1.9% APR...Panasonic for people who are clumsy....NY Lottery - for suckers....SAAB made from crappy Cold War era jets...
Fox5NY Useless 24 Story - THERE IS NO USELESS STORY TONIGHT!!!
What did Daniels just say?
Philip Bauer is on the phone
-What is it?
It is a telecommunications device that connects people, but that is not important right now.
Philip Bauer has made more deals today than Jerry Maguire.
Uncle Jack....Uncle Jack....Son....Son.....Doyle....JOSH.....
Awards for this episode:
-TOP 5 Episode of 24
-Earliest Kill by Jack Bauer
-First Kill by Morris
-Worst commercial (Pepsi)
Next Week: Explosions, Jack, Josh...Man it will be a doozy.